My beautiful daughters are gonna want to date a guy sometime soon.
I am NOT looking forward to that time.
I give them permission to date when they turn 30 years old. I’m pretty sure they do not want to abide by that rule.
So, here is a list of things I want any boy interested in dating my girls to know…
RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTERS
1. Get a job.
2. Understand I don’t like you.
3. I’m everywhere.
4. You hurt her, I hurt you.
5. Be home 30 minutes early.
6. Get a lawyer.
7. If you lie to me, I will find out.
8. She’s my princess, not your conquest.
9. I don’t mind going back to jail.
10. Whatever you do to her, I will do to you.